The Onion, reporting on more important things than most news sources since trending topics became society’s source for all information.

sorry-ari:

It’s exactly what you think it is and you need to listen to it.

(Source: wavedways)

nprbooks:

More like SLAMuel L. Jackson, amiright?

(Seriously though, this is Samuel L. Jackson performing slam poetry about BOY MEETS WORLD, and it is my everything.  If you had any doubts about Jimmy Fallon’s new gig, BOW DOWN.)

absolumentmoderne:

some-awesome-society:

Emoji-nation. part 2.

by Nastya Ptichek.

Dedicated to Edward Hopper.

Check out part 1 here

This is pretty fantastic. 

It’s baaaaaack!

nprmusic:

The one-time bluegrass prodigies Nickel Creek reunite with an album that fully captures each player’s strengths.

Stream A Dotted Line from NPR Music’s First Listen

Yes yes yes good good good

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WELCOME BACK TO BNN NEWS, YOUR UP-TO-THE-MINUTE SOURCE FOR EVERYTHING NEWSWORTHY. I’M BRIAN ANDROCONIA AND WE’RE HERE WITH RIVETING NEW UPDATES REGARDING THE DISAPPEARANCE OF FLOWER GH760, LAST SEEN IN THE HENDERSONS’ GARDEN EARLY TUESDAY MORNING. AUTHORITIES CAN’T CONFIRM IF THE FLOWER WAS CUT BY THE HENDERSONS THEMSELVES OR PICKED BY A PASSING STRANGER, NOR DID ANYONE SEE ITS REMOVAL, SO I’LL ACTUALLY JUST BE LISTING OFF NUMEROUS OTHER POSSIBILITIES RANGING FROM THE MILDLY LIKELY TO THE PATENTLY RIDICULOUS, INTERSPERSED WITH MANY INVENTIVE REPHRASINGS OF THE TWO CONCRETE DETAILS WE DO POSSESS, WHICH ARE BASICALLY THAT THERE USED TO BE A FLOWER AND NOW IT’S GONE, NONSTOP FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE AND CALLING THOSE THINGS UPDATES. GOD IT’S A GREAT TIME TO BE A JOURNALIST.

theroself:

givemeinternet:

It took him a second to realize

his face in the bottom left image is the best thing I have ever seen in my whole entire life

Google is really trusting us to know how to spell their name today since that guy looks nothing like a G.

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